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Twitters on Why Sara quit

i think that Palin decided that it was time to pursue her real passion...putting an end to community organizing......

i think Palin is resigning so she can commit the time to saving old media...someone has to do it right

i think that Palin is probably going to and straighten things out in Iran

maybe she just needs some time to go hiking? appalachian trail?

think this is all part of Palins secret plan to invade Russia?

i think that Palin is going to become a social media guru

God needs Palin to drive the witches out of Africa

i think that Palin might be planning on becoming the new king of pop

Spiritual development is one of the least discussed Extreme Sports

God needed Palin to help him write more letters explaining why he created special kids.

i think that maybe Palin knows she is the only one that can get Jon and Kate back together again

Palin is clearly sacrificing her political career to step in and raise the Jackson kids...someone had to do it